Title on the cover was Tarnsman of Gor and as a read the words a second wave of emotion, more intense than the first, washed over me. like I needed a shower to wash some unseen filth away… I realize this does not make sense, but it is the most accurate description of the feeling that I can report. I picked up the book and began to inspect it.Īs I touched it and stared at the cover, I began to feel very strange. The only item found on the victim besides a flask of Huckleberry Vodka was what appeared to be old copy of paperback novel. I performed a casual inspection of his person looking for money signs of injury and found $175 $75 none. However he was non-responsive to both visual and audible stimuli and appeared to be in a state of severe shock (see artist sketch of victim below)

After donning a hazard suit because there is just no way I was touching him, I proceeded to roll the victim over and determined that he was alive. After cursing at the prospect of having to waste my night doing paperwork because some Fucktard got jacked, I proceeded on Segway after finishing my beer to the victim’s location and found a white male, age 35-45, lying face down and immobile in pool of his own sick.

when I noticed what appeared to be a white male lying in front of Giganta's Bookstore. NARRATIVE REPORT (Draft only.not for official release)Īt approximately 06:15 am, I was shaking down hookers on routine patrol on Robert E.

The tarnsman of gor